- Vol. 07
- Chapter 02
Interviewer: What is your party’s policy towards tackling the climate crisis?
Politician: We promise to turn it down, to turn down the heating of the climate.
Interviewer: How do you propose to do that?
Politician: With advertising. A huge, national advertising campaign that targets everyone.
Interviewer: With the message being…?
Politician: Stop polluting the climate with all your household rubbish.
Interviewer: Are you saying the public is to blame for the crisis?
Politician: Of course, through their mass consumption. So our advertising campaign will highlight this culture of waste by replacing fish with plastic bottles. Instead of fishing for fish, we’ll show people fishing for plastic bottles instead, because of all the plastic bottles in the oceans.
Interviewer: But plastic waste is obviously low down the list of human-induced carbon emitters. Surely the energy sector, as the single largest source of carbon dioxide emissions, is the much bigger problem?
Politician: No, I think you’ll find it’s the public who aren’t doing enough to lower their personal carbon footprints. That’s the real problem in this eco, green debate.
Interviewer: But some climate experts have suggested that the debate about plastics and recycling is actually a distraction from the much bigger crisis, to do with the accelerated burning of fossil fuels.Read more >
My great-great grandfather’s ivory shoehorn
sits with the jetsam of bills and keys –
of others I have only hints: Unity Flynn,
miner’s wife. Tuberculosis, Inchigeelagh.
But my great-aunt gave me sky,
home-made dresses, soup – her, impatient,
kneeling patiently to tug off my rain trousers;
afraid, soothed my wheezing panic.
For a child not hers and always hers –
could she love me now? She brought me the sea,
to the cup of cloud reflected there,
milky curls of froth on concrete
slicked sheer as ice with algae. Sewage
flowed thick and rich, gulls gathered,
oystercatchers, a kingfisher concealed
at the outflow speared flounder or mullet
feasting – this place of bounty. Moments when I knew
love in anemones, carrageen, razorbills, turnstones.
the milk revealing itself to be off in the morning is always a surprise
an alchemy of a thing
as heat makes roiling lumps from cream
I did remember it later when I was coming back from town which was
mainly because I was starting to get a headache
but my bag was so full
I had to hold the plastic bottle in my hand which was too cold
for winter with no gloves
the man sitting opposite me on the bus saw I had given it it’s own seat
and asked me what it was for
which felt such a personal question until he explained coffee or tea
not that it mattered what I said and he listed all of the milks he had tried
and why each one worked or didn’t
which is mainly a list of milks that all go well in coffee but not in tea
except for cow’s milk and goat’s but not sheep’s apparently
and I knew he was right particularly about the oat milk
because that’s why I had skipped tea this morning
because sometimes an oat milk back-up
with sinking oaty clouds is a bit much
and then my boyfriend rang me
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Heresy and hypocrisy hide in broad daylight
Become the red-capped soldiers
The thought police
Standing uniform beneath
They do not see, do not
Hear, do not speak
Blind obedience to the
Mantra bleated by sheep
Would you be a soldier, blind and mute
Unable to dispute, refute
Or speak your truth?
Would you be the one
To condemn the world to silence?
Not even the fact
of what you have witnessed
seems able to compel
you and your vision
into making the right assessment
of this picture.
You want pop. Ice cream.
You want to be beside the seaside,
not the torment of the oceans,
the bodies dumped like spent teabags,
the wet sky full of cotton wool
and surgical gauze.
You clean up, of course,
killing all known germs,
wanting everything aligned, tidy but
the rest, skittled again and again and again
by your truth, your truth, your truth
I awoke in my dream
the sky so blue
and never ending
wrapping beneath me
as solid ground.
I found a large fiery ball
in my hand
and plain, white milk bottles,
labels removed painstakingly,
stark, red caps the only other color,
stood erect, racked and ready.
I took a running stance,
flung the ball forward
and watched the tiny white cotton ball
clouds suspended on thin filament
The ball would never
connect but return,
back in my hand
my movements repeat
Sky, a perfect blue.
Clouds, the milkiest white.
We stand in formation,
Faceless in the light.
We seem solid, strong.
But we’re not, inside,
Where our liquid selves
Shift like the ocean’s tides.
Those milky clouds,
That stunning blue,
Our tight formation—
These seem true
But aren’t. They offer
Proffer a momentary
stay against confusion.
Look up at the clouds. What do you see?
Some people point out gloomy grey shapes,
heralds of the prevailing mood,
disaffection drifting round the atmosphere.
Some see hope, faces, laughter,
all reflected in the living shapes
and never settling too long to cause worry.
Some foresee the apocalypse,
not in the symbolism of dark, angry smoke,
but in the weather, in what it means.
Some see nothing at all,
don't look up and ask questions,
but keep their eyes tight on the pavement.
Some tell you there's nothing to see there.
Don't look. But if you do, it's all in your imagination.
The sky is a conspiracy.
it seemed modern and advanced once upon a time
this facsimile of skies and kind milk yield
now it sits beneath crystalled dome
museumed for posterity
reminders of lost worlds
and ways of being
any notion of restraint
pumped air with noxious gas
and waters with noisome toxic waste
today remainder humans long for life unplasticised
seek scant food from our doomed mother
Late at night in the chemical lab. Robots
move around freely. The whir of cameras
observe everything. Silence layered over
the bubbling of tubes containing all manner
of gurgling chemicals. There is a sterility to it all,
the never ending depth of it, and nothing else,
nothing human, no hint of anything but the product.
Ah, it must be a commercial for an as yet
unnamed entity, all red, white, and turquoise.
We could call it by the chemist’s call number,
or we could call it A Brand New Day, which will
include, free, the promise to fix what ails you.
Camel’s milk for the thirsty, paint that blends
and never peels for the aesthetic painter.
Cloudlike tufts of cotton hang from strings
like dishevelled tampons. There is no problem
this can’t solve. The wish, the demand for
cleanliness screams and the tri-dimensional
shadows give the impression of rows.
If I were a tuft of cotton I would want to be
bathed by the solution inside.
Indescribably, it is very attractive. White bottles
throw light shadows disguising what the contents
might be. Red caps signal caution or the closed haughty
lips of an opening. When the camera swerves out into
the periphery, we see the robots succumb, tipping
the flasks to sip as if were oil for their mechanical joints.
They smile, make click-like noises as the night wears on. Read more >
The Red Arrows loop a heart above us,
and I muse: nice, but it could be neater,
you know what I mean?
I like the colours, though, all for us, by the sea.
I am small and weary, got sunburnt
for the first time recently –
it stung, but hey, it is sunny here,
so I found a kind of comfort in its sense…
you know what I mean?
My kite keeps getting tangled. Dogs scare me.
I climbed right to the top of a lighthouse
with the weirdest tiny stairs,
but couldn’t manage the helter-skelter at the fair,
trotted back down, silent, to my family and
hoped they would know what I meant.
I could never be a Red Arrow, am not cut out
for curling up tight in a tiny machine
to hurtle all around and upside-down
but I want it, you know? That recognisable,
undeniable achievement, to be able to fly,
to carve a message into the sky,
and then reappear proudly at my mother’s side
having gone through with something –
you know what I mean?
mother’s milk came in bottles
a stinging freeze on the lip
an anonymous, generic
taste in shaped plastic
doll-like reassurance as if
a simulated mammary gland
cooled on melted ice
were close at hand
a genuine source to nourish
and sate a never-ending hunger
as we ever wish
for skies a kindergarten blue
laced with clouds spun sweet
to shield our bared skins
from ultraviolet violence
Once upon a time
the end of the world took forever
but not anymore.
Those days are long gone.
the end of the world comes quick.
Before you know it
it will be over.
Like a shooting star at 3am.
"There! There! There it goes!
WOW! The end of the world!"
Here’s a sweet little picture
Of plastic perfection
All the pieces aligned
In perspective precision
No: it portrays a problem
Caused by profiting powers
That’s prudently sidestepped
By corrupt politicians
I see legions advance
Of pale polymer soldiers
And predict our apocalypse
Because of their numbers
At this point so precarious –
Is there time to replay?
Plan a plastic-free future?
Or just ‘Last Post’... and pray?
It needed blue sky thinking
to get more of the white stuff
down the throats of Joe Public.
The scaremongers had panicked
consumers towards alternatives,
but the cows still needed milking.
Dairies were awash with the stuff,
farmers threatened pitchfork battles
if their livelihoods turned into silage.
The government made promises
while fields were ploughed for soy
by new-thinking farmers.
In the yard cows relieved of their calf
milk lumbered out into field unaware
their offerings were political.
It's all plain sailing until one notices
there isn’t a bin nearby to throw all this plastic away.
Save it and wear it like a jacket that was worn once –
no-one really liked it anyway.
That bottle there, that can here, are loathsome pieces.
They rattle about the place and carry a sort of weight,
a sort of weight that amounts to nothing.
Instead, the taciturn, corporatized, licensed item builds up
that isn’t seen in any reality
and builds contacts with lichens and irritants.
'Pessimist' has become a byword for
'socially adept', someone who wouldn’t know
if there was a plastic-free alternative,
or how to spell Pinocchio, the upper class would have one believe.
Is this what climate has become, a talking point?
A class war where bulk and impulse buys
have become a way of life,
where consumerism has to be compressed to a list.
It's all Black Friday sales instead of a ten-year plan
before the damage is irreversible,
and a next day delivery instead of being carbon neutral by 2050.
To the producers burning, casting, and melting away,
will you perhaps broker a contingency plan knowing that deep scars never really fade?
If you had to live your life
using only five colours,
which would you choose?
I’d pick mine
from the sky-blue sky,
and a milk-white cloud,
and that stop-light red
at the heart of the sun,
and that’s me done.
You want to see the other two?
I’m keeping those hid,
capped, under my hat.
I’m saving those up
for a rainy day.
I made a makeshift game of skittles,
at which the carefree clouds descended;
they viewed my neatly chevron’d bottles;
their mockery was all too candid.
A chorus issued from those vapours,
a jeering travesty of hope.
“Do you not mark the evening papers?
The time, they say, is overripe
to look and see things as they are –
to see beyond your carelessness.”
And as I stooped to bowl, I saw
a plastic-towered wilderness;
the skittled lane I’d made gave way
to London choked. As in a dream,
the wasted river throbbed; astray,
I stumbled from that toxic stream.
Perhaps I woke – I cannot tell –
but thick-aired day revealed the worst.
My plastic game went on while all
our innocents expired of thirst.