Failure

I thought it would be easy.
I had studied the subject thoroughly.
The endless tomes of Carlos Casteneda, Erik Van Danikan and Zechariah Sitchin.
The impossible made real by pattern, association and belief.
I spent years researching, theorising and making connection after connection, until I was sure, certain that I had it correct.
Now was the time, I set up my automatic timer on my camera to capture the moment.
That amazing moment when I would levitate.