WHEN YOU’RE DEAD

It’s good to know
there’s a place you can go
when you’re dead.

Forget rounding with a sleep
guest appearances at Ouija boards
churchyards or Halloween.

Here you can buy the stuff
of your dreams, be whatever
you want, for a little piece of soul!

See that shining silver sheath dress
with fairies dancing all around?
Be Titania for a price, pixies are free!

Or maybe your taste is more
Darth Vader? The Dark Lord suit
comes with inbuilt heavy breathing!

No-one here cares about your spelling
and grammar or if you
drop the occasional vowel.

Make new friends at our café
meet up with old ones, or chat
to the quivering newly dead.

It’s good to know
there’s a place you can go
when you’re dead.