- Vol. 04
- Chapter 10
I’ve designed this all-purpose cut-out for solving everything: nit-comb, can-opener, straight-edge, spanner, template for a Norman arch or Playschool window, portable semi- Cubist Cross for waving ineffectually at psychic vampires, universal spanner for burring every nut, guide for making right-angles.
Yes, I’ve got a gut feeling this is it (it even slices bread), so I’m off, love, to the Patent Office, with my bilaterally symmetrical, trilobite- inspired, perfect blueprint in linocut.