Two Little Piggies

I thought you’d meet me in the market
Sorry, mummy made me stay at home
But in the café, I had roast beef
You were lucky, I had none

Well, can you meet me tonight?
With mother, I don’t want to fight
I promise you a crackling time
Okay, out the window I’ll climb

And what a wondrous time they had
They skipped, and danced
Their hearts so glad
And as the evening came to close
Back homewards, they turned their toes

Many, many times they met
Dancing to flute and clarinet
Feasting on delicious spread
Their love grew and grew
Now they’re happily, blissfully wed