The Tale of Boris and Dom

Boris mumbled
And fumbled
And good old fashioned grumbled
Oh how Boris adored his Dom

Dominic wooed
And shooed
And played the Wisened Old Fool
Oh how Boris adored his Dom

Saj
The wag
Found strange fingers in his swag
Oh how Boris adored his Dom

The rest
Did their best
For they knew this was a test
Oh how Boris adored his Dom

Dom was carrying Boris to the abattoir…