The Rt Hon Drake Anatidae MP

The Member of Parliament has become a duck,
which for him is some rather marvellous fortune.
Government not calling, his career was stuck,
but the Member of Parliament has become a duck.
Now he’ll be more famous than his wig, what super luck:
guaranteed attention when next the voters are importuned.
The Member of Parliament has become a duck,
which for him is some rather marvellous fortune.