• Vol. 05
  • Chapter 05

The Con-Trap-Shut

Oh if there were such a thing to keep one from speaking such utter atrocities
Sticks and Stones may break bones, but
words hurt exponentially more
Opportunites lost for you and yours
Slander is what they call it
What if there were a law that a contraption to keep one's mouth shut for a set period of time would be used instead of jailtime?
We'll call it the Con-trap-shut.
Come and get yours today...