The Animal Psychic

My grandpa had an obsession with animals. He believed that cats and dogs were once human. He analyzed each animal that came into the house. He then determined the type of personality they had as a human.

“See that hound; he was a very depressed bookkeeper. Numbers made him so sad that he overindulged in whiskey. And that white cat with the red color. She used to be a very anxious woman who was afraid to leave the house, hid in her bedroom most of the day, and only came downstairs at night for food."

Grandpa's first wife developed severe allergies, and no matter what her doctor prescribed, she was unable to find relief. Leaving my grandfather was the only cure. He made sure that his next wife was pet friendly.