• Vol. 08
  • Chapter 04


all this pampering
doesn’t cut it with me
I know she’s thinking bacon
gives me this phone saying
‘stand on it, talk to your sister’
it goes hoink hoink hoink but
I’ve fourteen sisters so which one
I grunt to humour her
I’ve seen the hams hanging
I’ve heard the slaughter
but you know what
come the revolution
I’ll get the farm