• Vol. 02
  • Chapter 01
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Science sucks

Grandpa hides his Viagra, we know not where. He hides it well, the old rascal. So far we've failed to foil him. Although there's no point in it, really, for he's already spent the inheritance gambling and whoring since grandma died.

I guess we're after him because we're jealous. I, for one, wouldn't mind bedding Cleo, his younger girlfriend. She used to be a model for ladies' mags, back in the 80s, in black and white.

A while back she stopped modelling and just copes with grandpa and his constant cheating, his casual smoking and daily drinking. She didn't count with Viagra, it fucked her life.

Grandpa has a strong heart but science sucks.

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