RUMOR HAS IT, NAPOLEON DID TEXT SNOWBALL AFTER HE TRIED TO KILL HIM

On the fateful night, when Snowball escaped
The clutches of Napoleon’s angry grey hounds
He melodramatically sulked for a while
Soft comforts of the long lost Animal Farm
Kept buzzing about him
Tearful, he murmured to heart
The Seven Commandments of Animalism

Later into the night, in an abandoned pigsty
He wholeheartedly embraced his exile
Strangely enough, his phone lit up the foe’s name
Many a beep then followed, all of which he left unread