REVENGE

Every trace of him will soon be gone
        I have mourned him far too long.
        I've cut the bristles of his shaving brush
        They were gone in one swift flush.
        Now I have been so very brave
        And started on his aftershave.
        I tipped it down my nice new sink
        It was gone in one quick blink.
        He is coming around later on
        By that time it will all be gone.
        There is only one thing that is left to do
        With his toothbrush, I'll clean the loo.