Renowned Companions
Immortalized in history, their owners famous and rich
The pampered pets throughout time could beg and shake and sit
President Biden’s alsatians are Major and Champ
While Coolidge's hippo needed to be kept damp
Lucius Crassus mourned the death of his pet eel
And Andrew Jackson’s foul-mouthed parrot, Poll, would forever squawk and squeal
Mr Famous was Audrey Hepburn’s darling Yorkshire terrier
A more docile pet than John Quincy Adams’s alligator
Prince Rupert of the Rhine’s hunting poodle was called Boye
And before she died Anne Boleyn had a lapdog named Purkoy
Dali had a pet ocelot that he named Babou
Phoebe was Nero’s tiger, and Elvis had a kangaroo
Wolfgang Mozart’s starling would whistle and sing his melodies
Much loved Queen Victoria pampered Looty, her pekinese
French poet, Gérard de Nerval, had a lobster called Thibault
And in Frida Kahlo’s menagerie lived the deer Granizo
Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe owned a drunken moose
Rivaled by Thomas Jefferson’s grizzlies who were killed when one got loose
Josephine Bonaparte had an orangutan she liked to call Rose
And Ramesses II’s fighting lion was lovingly referred to as Slayer of Foes
They pose for portraits and eat like kings while basking in the sun
Pets immortalized for evermore, adored by everyone