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Unique selling point most crude:-
Herr Alfredo Kitschhock eschewed
great man's preference for blondes
by casting brunette Ms Ebony Hawes
in his remake of 'North by Northwest' -
"cleverly" named 'South by Southeast' -
ensuring she measured up to his high
expectations. - Ms Hawes looked awry,
toying with her designer bag most gaudy,
hoping to avoid X-rated scenes too bawdy.