• Vol. 01
  • Chapter 11
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Mr.Gilbert’s ‘Switcher Over’

Now I am happy
as love flows from his hands coaxing fur, absent minded Fondling.
Measure - Mull - Watching over my important Turds.
Sleeping all day.
No responsibility.
Unconditional love.
I had no idea.
Absolutely none.

Me? I'm very happy too.

Happy that I can talk.
Happy to not eat wet dog food.
Happy to not go for walks around the same park.
Happy to have hands. (To prepare salads, smoke, masturbate)

Mr.Gilbert's 'Switcher Over' worked.

We're both very, very happy.

He doesn't know.
We will never tell him. Ever.