• Vol. 10
  • Chapter 09


Remember that lady with the red umbrella?
Classiest thing I ever saw.
You know, the clashing pink raincoat.
That woman cursed and gave her the finger,
“Get out of the way grandma!”
And then she pulled over,
Said something about scratching her car and suing the ass off of her.
The way she leant into the window and said
“Is that your daughter, my she’s beautiful”.
Then she handed her a card and said contact her lawyers if she had a problem.
You remember.
Must have been ’81 or 2 walking back from college.
I expect she was really much younger, middle age seemed old then.
My she was class.
Oh, maybe it was a scene from that movie, you know the one…
Or a picture I saw in a magazine.