Knock Knock

Who's there?
That's when I looked
out my window
saw these two standing

One of them
offered to measure my
life but I told
him he was not qualified

The other offered me
the world and kingdoms
brought creakily by
the sound of a large
blow-frog

I said no thank you
and sat back down
to mundane reruns
and cold cereal

Even when my fantasies
come true, I don't
want them anymore.