IT’S EASIER THAN YOU THINK

we all know about the flying thing
all the comments start with if
now, actual speech is something else

it can be proven that there's a machine
translates a grunt into English
no shit – I've seen the thought bubbles

looks like it's easier than you think
could get words out of your head
and onto a little screen held by trotter

or something like that – I've seen them face
from right to left and left to right
there seems to be some significance

I've taken notes the old-fashioned way
I'm sure it's easier than you think
I'll expect something more definite next week