Harvey Palmist

As I stand here with my 40th pair of gloves on I ponder should I use the master glove? I haven't used it in a long time but I have to christen these fresh crisp gloves at are tightly wrapped around my cold hands. I need to decide master glove or the blue gloves?
My manhood pushes up against my zippers. That's it I slowly unzip my tight brown jeans and unleash my manhood. WOAH it flops out as i tightly grip the master piece and begin to vigorously jerk it. I fall to the floor and carry on going. The moans fill the shed.
ouch wtf is that
omg
no
way
wtf
i
am
bleeding
ouch.
I empty my load as it splashes onto my vintage jean jacket.
That's it i'll stick to painting.