• Vol. 07
  • Chapter 12
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Gardeners’ Question Time

...and if you live in a flat and don’t have a window box, you could swallow some seeds, unscrew the top of your head and water inside daily. Within a week or so, you’ll have a lovely display of your favourite flowers coming out of what’s left of your head, and with some more sprouting up nicely on your arms. A word of warning: don’t bother with weeding – it could be painful. Check yourself in the mirror for a good view of your cerebral gardening. Good luck.