- Vol. 05
- Chapter 01
To Whom It May Concern,
Have you noticed the following on this sign:
1. The erratic letter spacing, as if some letters are trying to elope together (some letters love to ****) and others are trying in desperation to run off the page into blissful obscurity.
2. The forlorn "o" leaning on the "r" for mutual support.
3. The lack of apostrophe. Unforgivable.
4. The flagrant disregard for my day job washing and selling the items that people leave behind after dropping off their mortal coil.
If so, I think we could be friends. Please apply within. No purchases necessary.