Craze

“Mm, what meat is this?”

“Goldilocks pork.”

“Sorry, what?”

“Goldilocks pork. It's the new craze. The government wanted to cut down the consumption of meat to save the environment, so someone had the brilliant idea to inject pigs with a serum that gave them long, blond hair. Kids loved those pigs immediately! You wouldn't dare kill one, let alone eat it. Though, of course, someone had to do just that and it turned out they tasted deliciously.”

“You can say that again. Can I have another piece?”