- Vol. 08
- Chapter 04
Image by Tom or Judy Moore
Be Seein’ You
Have you heard about the three little pigs?
These days, it's more like two.
Gary is not so much part of the drove,
They kicked him out of the crew.
In his house of bricks, high'n mighty he sits
Looking down his pink snoot.
He spends his money on fine masonry,
Won't lend five bucks for food.
His friends grow weary of being stood up
When they call out Gary soo!
All the salon days, the pedis, the spas
He skips the mud baths too.
He can't be bothered to apologize
Won't send an HMU
But his most cardinal sin, the worst of all,
His phone still dots in blue.