Backtalk

[Hand] OK. Cough it up, I mean it! This is not a tube of lipstick as you might suppose. This laser wand will blow you out of the water. Now, stop giving me lip service and return those hostages to shore.

[Lips] I got to hand it you. You’ve nearly got me convinced, but I know you’re bluffing. This is a classic case of the left hand not knowing what the right is doing. Yep, that’s right. Your left hand is out to lunch while you’re playing boss-man.

[Hand] You leave my left hand out of this! I’m in control. You sail your butt over here, err, I mean to the dock over there, pronto. I’m gonna count to three.

[Lips] Maybe I didn’t mean to call you empty-handed because I didn’t see your other half. Maybe we can kiss and make up.

[Hand] You’re stalling. One…

[Lips] Ooh! That sounds so sexy. Why don’t you put that thing down...

[Hand] Two…

[Lips] What’s the rush? I’m coming, I’m coming! Don’t let the wind out of my sails.

[Hand] A little faster please!

[Lips] Okay, okay.

[Hand] Tie yourself to that dock…

[Lips] I don’t do bondage.

[Hand] Now let the hostages go!

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Good!

[Lips] Can I have a sip of water? All this sun, salt, and excitement made me thirsty.

[Hand] Shut your trap or I’ll come over there and gloss it real good!

[Lips] I’m going tell. Here comes your left hand.

[Hand] You better not or I’ll hand you over to the authorities and you can kiss your blanket-blank @$$ goodbye.

[Lips] I love it when you talk dirty to me.

[Hand] You’re getting me excited! Tomorrow, I want to play lips, and you can be my right hand.