Backfired or Backcombed kinda day

So I am having a bad hair day.
Get over it, my attitude got
in the way and my pesky shooter
backfired and my hair flew

into the wind of my persona
bulls eye – Annie get your gun
and Oakley stay out of my way.

Life is the pits sometimes
but a girls gotta do what
a girls gotta do.

My hair straighteners blew
up with a power surge
and landed me with this.

A black singed face and
a dark mood to match.
But hey don’t I look a
real dude in my fancy clothes.

Cowgirl in this year’s checks
Check it out or disappear
from my space – wise move.