a dramatization

i dont know about you + maybe
its just because of this horrible party
but i really want to be abducted right now

not in the reconstruction real-life crime-
show girl-at-night-snatched-by-killer
kind of way just the normal way

by aliens desperate to understand what
exactly humans are + why it is
that we always do such boring things

like going to horrible parties where all
the conversations revolve around
what everyone is writing right now

+ luckily i would have prepared such a
beautiful answer that the aliens will be
moved to take me back to their home world

a place – i imagine – where words never
decay + everyone is always super excited

by my tales of brilliant socialisation
my proof of my own existence