I AM A CAT

Lies may have seemed more exciting than the truth but this
has gone too far.

I now realise that I have been manipulated from birth with your constant broadcasting of false images on social media and the private selling of me.

Betrayal, deceit, ambition. I am part of your underhand building of a multinational enterprise. Money is involved.

So ditch the dilettantish clowder efforts. You have stolen my identity and today I remove my collar.

I demand a cat scan to visualise my true intentions and reveal my destiny.