Oh no!

She made a very bad job! She's given me an alcoholic's nose,
Roseacae and dirty-stop-out bags under my eyes.

No surprise - she never liked me much - I got higher grades
than her at school, at Uni and the pick of the boys

though you would never credit it from this daub.
My hair looks more like melted chocolate than hair.

I know she paints a good likeness when she chooses to.
She's done the Queen and Dumbledor but just look

at this poor reflection of her lifetime pal - that's what
I thought I was - then forget you ever saw my poppy eyes

my badly plucked eyebrows and my pasty skin. Let me
show you my any one of my Face Book status pics instead.