It’s Not a Conversation if it’s Happening in Your Head

Who brings pasta to a picnic?
Regular pasta is fine, it's pasta
salad that is a bad idea
because of the mayo

Mayo, man, what the junk?
Yeah, that white stuff that
is made from
well I don't know what it is made from

Maybe this chicken can tell us
The chicken? You better lay off that wine
Lay off the wine? Or what? You gonna
hit me with the rolling pin again?

Oh come on, I just came out here to play music
and reminisce about boats, can't you just once?
Just once?! You are the reason we are traveling
from hobo camp to hobo camp

Wait, me? Me? Hold up.
Do you remember when we
were happy? When we were truly happy?
Look at the picture.

The two men calm down and begin playing
The one with the moustache, no the other moustache
begins singing:
Is it worth it? Let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it

They gaze at each other
and smile once more.