WHAT WE SAY GOES EVEN IF WE ARE WRONG – SO THERE!!

Now you know you should eat breakfast.
The most important meal of the day.
It will stop you snacking mid-morning
and sustain you until lunchtime.

Fresh fruit is best but be careful of the calories.
and don’t eat ‘bad’ cereals – puffed up with
more sugar than you can stir a spoon at.

Please stop spreading your toast
with all those awful butter taste-alikes
but nothing remotely like – excuse me.

BUTTER IS NOW GOOD FOR YOU

WHAT WE SAY GOES EVEN IF WE ARE WRONG – SO THERE!!

The Food Police have declared
open warfare on low fat alternatives.
Holy Moly I have been eating them for years.

What about my BMI – will I expand
or to use the vernacular (Bloody Mental Innit)
and become morbidly obese?.
No excuse me – being largesse
is the new ‘healthy you’
and your life expectancy will soar.

WHY HAVE I BEEN FED ALL THIS MISINFORMATION?

Now please don’t be perverse.
Watch your blood pressure.

WE ALWAYS ACT IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS

And if it is conflict sometimes.
Don’t blame us – it is those pesky statistics.
Please don’t smash your plate – you are not in Greece now
and it is totally unacceptable and bad
for your mental health issues to be so aggressive.

YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT

AND A GOOD HEARTY FRY-UP!!!