Jungle Sentence

"Far be it from me to interrupt you from wielding your handsome new magnifying glass in, I assume, the pursuit of analysing the fine texture of the red scarf that my mother insisted I put on this morning despite my repeatedly assuring her that wearing it would be entirely inappropriate as my pal Alfie and I were going for an expedition in the jungle, BUT, unless I am much mistaken, worryingly close behind us is lurking an impressive example of the rare species of the Grinning Yet Deadly Orange Hippobear which suggests to me that we would be well-advised to GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE SHARPISH!"