When Your Eyelashes Graze The Tops Of Your Cheeks

Wait a while longer.

Departure is scheduled for when they stay put.

Place your ticket face up under your pillow.

Please note, tickets slipped inside your pillowcase will not be accepted.

We cannot guarantee which model you will be travelling in.

If it’s one of our longer ones, or a double decker, please don’t worry if the service seems busy.

You may notice your high-school boyfriend, or that friend you lost touch with years ago, or the neighbour’s older sibling who used to walk you to the bus stop as a child.

Don’t be alarmed. You don’t have to interact with them – although you might want to, of course. And they might choose to interact with you.

No matter how many others are on board, this is a personally conducted tour. Tailored to you.

Please note, if you have consumed intoxicants such as alcohol or tablets of any kind, you may be allocated to an individual apparatus. Flying solo is generally a less smooth experience, and not advised.

If you notice bodies plummeting through the nearby airspace, this isn’t a cause for concern.

It’s just how some begin their return journey.