Wanted

I'm so high right now. Is that a cop? This fucking cactus is killing my back. Shit, I need the bathroom...but I can't move. I think he sees me. Don't come over here. No wait! Just be cool. Act like everything's ok. Wait, everything is ok, isn't it? Oh man, I'm fucked up. I need a cervesa. The cop is standing in front of that bar. As soon as he leaves I'm in! Nice, he's leaving! I'm going! Sweet! I'm in! What's this on the tv? This man is wanted. Last seen wearing a sombrero and a red blanket. Fuck this I'm out! Wepa!