SHAKE

Somewhere round the back of a burning bush in Australia's Outback is a rock, a rock the colour of pink candy. It is very big but just one side is completely flat. You can only find it with the help of God. Of course the Aborigines know it well and they can see it anytime as God agreed it is theirs because they were already hanging out there when he touched it. Now hardly anyone else except the Aborigines have seen it but they do say that if you dare to shake the long-fingered, charcoal-silhouetted hand, you will find yourself in Heaven.